Saturday, October 31, 2026
31 October: Saturday plooderjinkus.
Dark, dirty poo. Muddy poo. Metamucil poo. Bi-colored poo, always fun. Interesting poo, dark and muddy at the top and and more normal orange at the bottom. Definitely chunky and more solid. Still crapping at least twice a day. But I do appreciate the more solid poo in the morning. Takeaway: was more fiber!
eNjoy.
30 October: Friday hurgelsminkin.
It's Metamucil poo! Darker in color, almost dirty looking. Darker and dirtier. That's what it is. Still doing the Metamucil in the smoothies. Smoothies typically have berries, milk, yogurt, Metamucil, creatine, a little bit of honey. Made for a good smoothie. And it has definitely changed my poo. For the better I think.
eNjoy.
29 October: Thursday blorgenpeencha.
Stop, third day pooing on Metamucil. This one isn't quite as pooagenic. A big blorb at the bottom, and little satillites at the top. Meh. Not as hefty as the previous day's poos. But it is still poo. And poo is poo. It works.
eNjoy.
28 October: Wednesday spinkenbrooger.
Second day of pooing whilst taking Metamucil. So far, so good. Big, blocky poo. Deep, brown orange in color. Good looking poo. Gotta keep doing the Metamucil. It works. It works for me. It works for poo.
eNjoy.
Tuesday, October 27, 2026
27 October: Tuesday double goinchmulgar.
Dropped a load this morning. I felt this was a load when I was squeezing it out of my bunghole. So, I took Metamucil yesterday in a smoothie. And I think it made a difference. There might be something about getting enough fiber in the diet. The first poo was blocky and chunky. The top of the poo looks almost dried out, dark and withered. Different than the bottom part, which looks full and moist and robust. Almost a tale of two poos. It works.
26 October: second Monday chollpreebus.
Dropped another load Monday afternoon and it wasn't a bad effort. Chunky and definitely more solid than recent second poos. We'll take it because it's poo.
eNjoy.
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