3 September: Wednesday strunkbornion.

Woke up this morning, took a sip of coffee, and had to poo! Once again, my poo has settled down since the beach. Thank God. Since I've been home it's been twice a day. I can live with that. This poo was okay. I thought it was going to be a bigger load as I squeezed it out of my bunghole. But it sort of petered out mid squeeze. Meh. Live if crunkily and crinkly. Not exciting, but still poo. And that's why you're here, right? 

eNjoy.

2 September: Tuesday humchelcloven.

Back on a more or less normal pooing routine. My schedule is poo in the morning, after coffee, and one more, mostly liquid before lunch. No more blood. No more obvious external hemorrhoid. Not sure why it showed its head last week, but I'm glad it's gone. This poo was chunky and solid. Good poo. Let's keep going like this! 

eNjoy.

1 September: Monday chimmelsplant.

Back at home. Pooing at home.  Looks like I'm back to normal. Looks like the hemorrhoid has folded back up into my bunghole. I never had pain it itching, just the blood on Thursday. I didn't know how it works. I guess I can put off the visit to the proctologist. Today's poo was seriously pooagenic. Big, beefy logs. Serious poo. This works for me. Had fun at the beach, but it's good to be home. 

eNjoy.

31 August: Sunday morchemsteeb.

Last day at the beach. I pooed Saturday at 4:30 am, no pic, and went back to sleep. Pooed twice more in the morning, completely liquid. No pics. Last, Sunday, poo pic was not very good. Globby. Bad lighting. Pooed again but it was completely liquid.  That's okay. Had a fun time at the beach, but Thursday's poo was brutal. No blood since that day. Thank God. 

eNjoy.

29 August: Friday horblejunion.

Beach week is coming to an end. Friday was better than Thursday. Pooed twice, but no blood. I guess the hemorrhoid settled down. And it isn't as obvious when I'm washing my ass. Middlin' poo, but that's okay as long as I'm not bleeding from my ass. Middlin' is enough. 

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28 August: Thursday double qwantlesplining.

Still at the beach on holiday. Having fun at the beach. Pooing was hard. I noticed an extra "structure" whilst showering (and washing my ass) the day before, and I thought it might be a hemorrhoid. Not good. I just noticed a "fold" of flesh that wasn't there the day before. More on that later. Two poos were okay. You can see corn from the previous evening's shrimp quesadilla dinner. And corn poo is always fun! Third poo was NOT fun. Had to come in from the beach to poo. And it was a bloody mess. Hemorrhoid. I had to clean up, but the more I wiped, the bloodier it got. I eventually got cleaned up enough to go back out to the beach. Not fun. Blood coming out of your ass is no fun.

eNjoy.

27 August: Wednesday glumptychoin.

Half way through my beach week and still pooing. Pictures aren't as good because the light of off. This poo is, as the title name implies, glumpy and beefy. Not huge, but proud in its own right. His effort. 

eNjoy.