28 August: Thursday double qwantlesplining.

Still at the beach on holiday. Having fun at the beach. Pooing was hard. I noticed an extra "structure" whilst showering (and washing my ass) the day before, and I thought it might be a hemorrhoid. Not good. I just noticed a "fold" of flesh that wasn't there the day before. More on that later. Two poos were okay. You can see corn from the previous evening's shrimp quesadilla dinner. And corn poo is always fun! Third poo was NOT fun. Had to come in from the beach to poo. And it was a bloody mess. Hemorrhoid. I had to clean up, but the more I wiped, the bloodier it got. I eventually got cleaned up enough to go back out to the beach. Not fun. Blood coming out of your ass is no fun.

eNjoy.