8 September: Monday chomblesquird.

Woke up this morning and I had to poo immediately. This felt like a big load as I squeezed it out of my bunghole. Upon inspection, it wasn't as big a load as I thought it was. In person, the top loaf looked much larger. This really was a bigger load than it looks. Hey, it's poo. It misdirects. 

eNjoy.