3 September: Wednesday strunkbornion.

Woke up this morning, took a sip of coffee, and had to poo! Once again, my poo has settled down since the beach. Thank God. Since I've been home it's been twice a day. I can live with that. This poo was okay. I thought it was going to be a bigger load as I squeezed it out of my bunghole. But it sort of petered out mid squeeze. Meh. Live if crunkily and crinkly. Not exciting, but still poo. And that's why you're here, right? 

eNjoy.