Saturday poo meme.

7 November: Saturday smooglesmorting.

Big, fat dump load. I knew this was a serious load as I was squeezing it out of my bunghole. Got a reddish smorgin middle right--what do you think that is? Otherwise, smooth and dark orange in color. I'll leave it at that. Big poo. 

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6 November: Friday fleecumjenry.

End of the with week blorter. This stool was looser and more gangly than previous poos this week. Kind of rickety looking. Basic orangish brown, with corn! That corn is persistent! Just okay. Trying to keep up with the Metamucil, but I missed a couple of days. I'm going to try and stick with it. Keep going. I will. 

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5 November: Thursday jurmostion.

This was a strange poo. Top of the poo (first out) looks dark and, almost, dried out. Almost dessicated. Weird. Bottom portion also has some of those dark "flakes," and it also has corn. The corn just keeps turning up. Make of it what you will, this poo was a very unique poo. 

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4 November: Wednesday smonkelprunish.

Say down for a big fat old fashioned dump load. And this was a load. And you can see corn. Been eating a lot of corn lately. And as you know, corn just keeps on giving. Corn poo is fun. And this poo is just BEEFY. Serious poo. And good poo pic. 

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3 November: Tuesday grointchunderer.

It's voting day and I started it off with all big poo load. Not quite as solid as the last couple of days poos but respectable. Kind of blocky and chunky. Cool colors and a red splotch. Not spectacular, but worthy none -the-less. Good poo pic. Go vote! 

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2 November: Monday yaltenmolging.

Another big dump day. Big dumper. Pale colored dump. Interesting little brown snorbits. Bi-colored poo is always fun. An all over very cool poo. (Still doing the Metamucil....so far, so good).

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1 November: Sunday drimzyspife.

Serious poo log. Is this the result of talking Metamucil? You tell me. I missed my Metamucil the day before. Will continue today. I will have to admit it was a nice surprise seeing this poo. Long and sleek, cool colors and a little speckle of red. Really good poo pic. This one works. 

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Saturday poo meme.

31 October: Saturday plooderjinkus.

Dark, dirty poo. Muddy poo. Metamucil poo. Bi-colored poo, always fun. Interesting poo, dark and muddy at the top and and more normal orange at the bottom. Definitely chunky and more solid. Still crapping at least twice a day. But I do appreciate the more solid poo in the morning. Takeaway: was more fiber! 

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30 October: Friday hurgelsminkin.

It's Metamucil poo! Darker in color, almost dirty looking. Darker and dirtier. That's what it is. Still doing the Metamucil in the smoothies. Smoothies typically have berries, milk, yogurt, Metamucil, creatine, a little bit of honey. Made for a good smoothie. And it has definitely changed my poo. For the better I think. 

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29 October: Thursday blorgenpeencha.

Stop, third day pooing on Metamucil. This one isn't quite as pooagenic. A big blorb at the bottom, and little satillites at the top. Meh. Not as hefty as the previous day's poos. But it is still poo. And poo is poo. It works. 

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28 October: Wednesday spinkenbrooger.

Second day of pooing whilst taking Metamucil. So far, so good. Big, blocky poo. Deep, brown orange in color. Good looking poo. Gotta keep doing the Metamucil. It works. It works for me. It works for poo. 

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27 October: Tuesday double goinchmulgar.

Dropped a load this morning. I felt this was a load when I was squeezing it out of my bunghole. So, I took Metamucil yesterday in a smoothie. And I think it made a difference. There might be something about getting enough fiber in the diet. The first poo was blocky and chunky. The top of the poo looks almost dried out, dark and withered. Different than the bottom part, which looks full and moist and robust. Almost a tale of two poos. It works. 

Second poo came after lunch and was a hefty load for being a second poo. Definitely a bi-colored load. Dark and grungy at the bottom and orange and plump at the top.

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26 October: second Monday chollpreebus.

Dropped another load Monday afternoon and it wasn't a bad effort. Chunky and definitely more solid than recent second poos. We'll take it because it's poo. 

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26 October: Monday binchingclorbus.

Had to poo first thing. Poo. Didn't ever have time to make coffee. Just go downstairs. And blork. It was okay. Felt bigger coming out. A little loaf and spjord. Still crapping multiple times a day, so poo loads are down. Meh. Still poo. Poo works. 

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25 October: Sunday chogglebrumpkin.

Pooed as soon as I woke. I crapped four times the day before, so, I wasn't expecting much. But not a bad effort. Mostly firmer poo. The. Glork at the bottom looks bi-colored, with the deep end looking almost muddy. Hmmm. Interesting long poo. It works. It's poo. 

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Saturday poo meme.

Not a good poo day.

24 October: Saturday blorkasmorch.

Another smaller poo load. Still crapping multiple loads a day. And believe me, that makes for a sore ass. And reddish toilet paper. Not fun. This poo was a little bigger than I expected, and more solid. Little chunksters. So, kind of a cool poo. Hey, it's poo, right? Cool little chunks work. For poo. Still pooing. Always pooing.

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23 October: Friday wolberchoinkus.

Another small poo load. That's the way it's been lately--crapping multiple times a day makes for smaller overall loads. This was a small little bloikus: it was orange and PUNGENT. So, of I can't get a big poo load, I'll take the little orange, stinky bolus. Hey, it's still poo. 

eNjoy.