Saturday poo meme.

1 August: Saturday double chudnysquimer.

Back pooing at home where I'm comfortable. On my home toilet. First poo came as soon as I woke up. Really, after I set the coffee to brew I had to run to the bathroom because the poo was coming NOW. A little softer, as little more coily. Back to smooth, consistent orange. Standard. 

Second bloop came about four hours later. I though it would be a squirt but it was more substantial.  A little darker orange and definitely bloiber.  Hey, it's poo! 

eNjoy.

31 July: Friday zonkchooner.

Last day on holiday, last day pooing in the Airbnb toilet. This is a pretty cool poo. A little more solid, a little  chunky. Got some gloppy brown spots and some bulbous, chunky glorts. I wish I could poo like this every day because the pics are so cool! This works! Goodbye vacation toilet! There is number like taking big dumps in somebody else's toilet!

eNjoy.

30 July: Thursday flonkspooging.

Still on holiday, still in the Airbnb, still pooing! The pooing never stops. Another orange poo. Floppy and florpy, this poo has some interesting "folds," like a loaf bread that's rising. Poo loaf. 

eNjoy.

29 July: Wednesday chorblefunches.

First full day on mini holiday, do this is Airbnb poo. Another orange dollup of poo. Mealy and ooey and gooey. Very uniform in color and consistency. Kind of cool. Still poo. 

eNjoy.

28 July: Tuesday jobdollup.

Getting ready to go on a mini holiday and I dropped this blobber whilst packing. Interesting red splorch mid left poo. Otherwise, not an exciting poo. But still poo. There you go. 

eNjoy.

26 July: Sunday horchfungle.

Starting off the week (and the next 15 years) with a big pile of poo. And this is a pile. Uniformly orange in color and smooth in consistency. Just a good looking poo. And a pretty good poo pic. My work is done for the day. Good job.

eNjoy.

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25 July: Saturday chromerstunchly.

So, yesterday was the 15th anniversary of the start of this blog. Today is the 15th anniversary of the first actual poo post. There you go. Another hurdle jumped. I dropped this load whilst brewing my first cup of coffee (is using the Keurig considered "brewing"?). One of those poos that would have looked a lot better had it stayed together. Submerged loaflet is bi-colored--always fun. The bottom pollup is orange and buttery and glorpy. Good looking poo. 

eNjoy.

This poo blog is 15 years old today.

You read that right--I started this blog 15 years ago today, in 2011. I can hardly believe it myself. The first three years were spotty--I'd blog for a month or two and stop. It was just a pain in the ass to take the picture with a digital camera (not always easy to explain coming out of the bathroom), and transfer the image to my desktop computer via memory sticks (remember those?), and then write the blog entries on the blogger website. Now I do it all in my phone. 

As of today, this blog has logged 1.9 million page views, based on just over 4,000 posts, the vast majority of which are poo posts. I actually have 35 followers. I never expected this blog to amount to much--i knew this was a niche subject at best. But I stuck with it. I kept pooing and blogging. And I will continue to poo and blog, until I physically can't do it. Why? Because the poo never stops. Ever. 

Regards,

Billy, your faithful poo blogger

24 July: Friday froolchgamunion.

Had to poo three sips into my first cup of coffee. I see bi-colored poo, which is....what? It's ALWAYS FUN! And I also see a bit if corn (not a lot) from the previous night's Shepherds pie. Corn poo is....what? ALWAYS FUN! A lot going on with this poo. It's busy. But still poo. It works. 

eNjoy.

23 July: Thursday brancewhorter.

Thursday poo! Definitely a bit gloinky. Loaflet bottom left has some interesting little brown blobbits incorporated. Pretty cool. Brown speckles throughout. Just ooey and gooey and filled with poo strangeness! 

eNjoy. 

22 July: Wednesday bundrimchool.

Just a blob of poo. Even distributed loaves. Dark brownish dollop at the top. Just a beefy portlet--a workmanlike poo. Not exciting, but solid. A solid plorp. There you go. Poo. 

eNjoy.

21 July: Tuesday phankporchins.

Crapped this out about 9:30 in the morning. Started off glunchy and finished blorgy and gooey. Interesting reddish glork in the middle--different colors are usually fun. This was a little weird. Oh well. It's poo! 

eNjoy.

20 July: Monday blormpkinsprood.

Starting off the work week with a blormp. Gooey and glormy. Specks and speckles and glomples. Of you look closely, you can see corn from Sunday's burrito bowl. Not a lot of corn, but it's there. Always fun. Still pooing. Coming up on an important anniversary. Stay tuned. 

eNjoy.

19 July: Sunday plobjobbling.

Had to poo as soon as I woke up, before I started to drink coffee. Kind of a cool little poo--I only crapped once the day before so I was expecting a bigger load. This was orangish and bi-colored at the top. And PUNGENT.  Hey, it is what it is, right? Poo. Always poo. 

eNjoy.

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18 July: Saturday prooblebuntny.

Had to poo two sips into my first cup of coffee. And this was a dump load. Bi-colored nuggets toward the top, a fading ghost satellite load at the top, and some intriguing red bits toward the bottom. Always something new and exciting with poo, if only you take the time to look. Well I do. And I will, always.

eNjoy.

17 July: Friday blomchstorion.

Just a little dollop of Friday poo. Kind of lumpy and glumpy and full of fun. Fun, you ask? I say, yes. Poo can be fun. But don't have too much fun with poo, because people might think you're weird. Just saying. 

eNjoy.

4,000th post.

My 16 July post was my 4,000th post. Hallelujah. It's been a long ride. 4,000 posts, almost all of which are poo posts. There are a handful of posts like this that are narrative in nature, discussing metrics of this blog. That's a lot of poo posts. Am I crazy? You tell me. All comments are okay, as long as they're not blatantly insulting or disrespectful. 

Also, I discovered that this blog no longer features ads. I included ads about 7-8 years ago as a goof, just to see what would happen. And, due to the nature of my blog, I never expected it to be a big revenue source. And I was right. It's literally pennies a day. But after my 11 July post was hidden, I guess they decided to axe the ads as well. Oh well. The blog will go on, ads or not. You're welcome.