28 January: Wednesday ploikingjunter.

I woke up and immediately had to poo. Immediately. Dropped the plork and it was orange and PUNGENT. Orange=pungent. Need to drink kefir today--I like crapping logs. Will go out later and chip the other car out of the ice. Outside is still covered in ice. More ice and snow poo. There you go. Scheduled for another snowstorm this weekend. I think I'll stay inside and poo. 

eNjoy.