28 October: Friday umplumgurnd.

This poo ripped my ass coming out. This was a HARD poo. As anybody who reads this blog can attest, my poos are almost universally soft. I almost never have to push them out: a quick "unflex" of the old sphincter and they just come tumbling out. (I don't think I've ever been constipated.) I had to seriously push this out and it ground through my bunghole like sand paper. It was almost painful. And I turn around to see what just ripped through my ass and the only thing there was this little blobbit. One below and smaller little floating blorb. All in all, a very unsatisfying. Ugh.

eNjoy.