14 October: Friday scintlerjorn.

This one woke me up at 3 am. Sucks, being awakened by severe intestinal spasms. Happens 2 or 3 times a year. The only relief comes by dropping a deuce. I tried to go back to bed, but my gut was still rumbling so I got up. Had a cup of coffee and 2 hours later dropped a completely liquid ploop. Something I ate? Something I didn't eat? Ugh. Not fun.

eNjoy.