20 September: Tuesday glunkjudney.

So, I woke up this morning, early, with that itchy feeling... Kind of moist as well. Went to bathroom and wiped my ass. I checked the sheets and, sure enough, there was poo leakage. I have no idea why. That virtually never happens to me--even when I go to bed drunk. So, I have no idea why I was leaking poo. Weird. I dropped a normal (for me) poo a couple of hours later. Poo never ceases to surprise me. To paraphrase Dr. Ian Malcolm--"Poo always finds a way."

eNjoy.