7 April: Wednesday plurveythork.

This poo came mid way though my second cup of coffee. Still--working from home. Still--crapping in the same bathroom. My ass cheeks know that toilet seat like a lover. This poo just fell out of my ass. All I had to was loosen the sphincter hole just a tad and--blaaaaap. It came sloshing out. It came blorping out. Poos like this are easy. There you go.

eNjoy.