20 March: Saturday sploinerkedge.

So, Thursday's poo was unimpressive. Didn't poo at all on Friday. But I was guaranteed a good poo today. This poo also felt very substantial sliding out of my ass. It felt big and chunky. And glunky. And floaty and bloaty. So, there's that. A perfect description of his this poo felt as it came squeezing out of my ass. You're welcome.

eNjoy.