26 December: Saturday phlookas.

Day after Christmas, and had a poo. This poo fell out of my ass like it was on rails. Just opened the sphincter and the poo just fell out. Kind of an interesting looking, bi-colored poo. Light and dark. Yin and yang. Even a spiritual poo. Which matches how I feel after I take a big dump. Almost a religious experience. 

eNjoy.