15 Dec: Sunday sloathpopple.

So, yesterday was feast day. I ate McDonald's for breakfast, drank a Starbucks pumpkin spice latte, and ate chicken wings and onion rings for dinner. And as soon as I took a sip of coffee I had ploop this plop out. A big, fat, poo patty. Meh. Not exciting. I rate this poo a 5 1/2.

eNjoy.