Saturday, September 21, 2019

20 September: Friday plooberfrenkle.

So, I took a shower as soon as I woke up, getting ready for work. 15 minutes later, I'm getting ready to walk out the door, I had to poo. So I pooed, 15 minutes after I showered. After. If the dumb poo had come 15 minutes earlier, I could have been fresh ALL DAY. Stupid colon. Dumb, stupid colon. And it was an ugly, gloopy poo. Sometimes you just can't win for losing.

eNjoy.

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