So...I didn't crap Wednesday--I've been staying pretty low carb this week. And low carb means less poo. I'm not constipated, I just don't poo as much when I'm taking in less carbs. Wednesday was poo-less. So I know today would be a big day for poo. And I wasn't disappointed.
I go out to lunch, and as I'm driving home from lunch, I feel the old familiar, intestinal rumblings. I get back to the office, settle myself in the restroom, and enjoy a nice crap. And below is the result. Long and sleek; dark and green. A very nicely formed poo. If I do say so myself.
eNjoy.
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