Monday, January 5, 2015

5 Dec: Monday mylge.

So, I woke up this morning, had cup of coffee, and I had to poo! So...gross story. I'm in the master bathroom, and I poo. I stand up, before I wipe, to take the pic. I put the phone down, and I immediately jumped into the shower. (I turned on the water so it would get hot while pooed. It's all abou the timing.) I repeat...pooed, took the pic, and got into the shower. I forgot to wipe. I realized this when I started to wash my ass. I inspected my soapy fingers, and found poo. Kind of gross. But I was in the shower. I just washed everything off. So...I went to work fresh. Always nice.

eNjoy.

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