So...I woke up this morning and immediately had to poo. (Picture below.) Which is a little strange, because it usually doesn't happen until I get to work. But this morning--first thing. Braaap! That's good, because it's always good to poo BEFORE you shower--that way you wash your ass AFTER you poop.
Little did I know--I was going to poop again. Yep, a rare double Monday poo. (That's the picture on the bottom.) Usually my first poos of the day are more turd-like and the second poos are the plops. Not today. The first poo was the plop, and the second was the better formed turd.
Always interesting what comes out of my ass.
eNjoy.
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