Saturday, January 31, 2026
31 January: Saturday booglechorphling.
Dropped this about three sips into my first cup of coffee. A big, beefy load. Not as uniform as Friday's poo. A lot more going on. You can see one little nugget of corn from Friday's ramen. Can you see it? Still a good looking poo. As far as poo goes. Another good poo pic from Billy Danner. You're welcome.
eNjoy.
30 January: Friday glumphwichny.
End of the week dumpload. This was a big load. Uniform orangish with an even consistency. As always, orange poo equals PUNGENT. This was no different. Good effort, good poo pic.
eNjoy.
29 January: Thursday chorblestruttner.
Still dealing with the ice and snow, but that hasn't stopped the poo! The poo just never stops. I call this a hybrid poo: starts off as a log and end as a plorp. Otherwise not exciting. Not sure what the dark chunks/fibers are. Any ideas from my readers? If so, leave a comment.
eNjoy.
Wednesday, January 28, 2026
28 January: Wednesday ploikingjunter.
I woke up and immediately had to poo. Immediately. Dropped the plork and it was orange and PUNGENT. Orange=pungent. Need to drink kefir today--I like crapping logs. Will go out later and chip the other car out of the ice. Outside is still covered in ice. More ice and snow poo. There you go. Scheduled for another snowstorm this weekend. I think I'll stay inside and poo.
eNjoy.
Tuesday, January 27, 2026
27 January: Tuesday pholebleemer.
This poo got me out of bed this morning. Literally. The first thing I did upon waking was poo. And this took and pushing...it was a harder poo. Maybe the big glass of kefir I drank yesterday helped. There should be corn but I'm not sure I can make it out. Ah well, good looking poo. Big, fat long poo log. A dump load. Good poo pic. We'll keep these up.
eNjoy.
Monday, January 26, 2026
26 January: Monday chochulgrumy.
Monday after the big winter storm and I dropped a poo ass soon as I woke up. Before I could even make coffee this poo was insistent. I pushed it out and knew it was significant. And this is a serious log. Wasn't eating yogurt or drinking kefir this past weekend so I'm not sure why this log is the was it is. I guess maybe I need to re-think my theory on the guy microbiome. As for the poo--you're welcome.
eNjoy.
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