28 November: Monday kcholerdrump.

This poo plorty woke my ass up say 3 am. Stumbled around in the dark, looking for the toilet because I wanted to go back to sleep. Didn't want the light to screw that up. Took picture in the dark with a flash. Not an exciting poo. But given the level of my intestinal distress that's not surprising. It wasn't going to be a loaf. But poo is poo, right?

eNjoy.

27 November: Sunday glumptychong.

Not what I've come to expect from a Sunday poo. I carbed it up big time yesterday, eating leftover Thanksgiving dinner: turkey, mashed potatoes, heavy stuffing with gravy. In the evening I had huge turkey sandwiches on big onion rolls. And I ate more mashed potatoes and stuffing. And I drank a beer. A lot of food. And I expected a big fat turd log today. But, nope. Sometimes--poo disappoints. Oh well. 

eNjoy.

26 November: Saturday second phloddle.

Dropped a third poo dumper after lunch. Lunch was leftover turkey and stuffing. And mashed potatoes and gravy. I guess that big load of food helped to dislodge even more poo. The poo never stops.

eNjoy.

Saturday/Thanksgiving poo meme.

26 November: Saturday kblumpter.

Fasted most of yesterday and then cheat-carbed in the evening. Was hoping for a nice, fat post -cheat day poo. But, this is what I got. But very exciting--just sort of a little ploop. Crapped again an hour later and it was almost completely liquid. Thanksgiving dinner just didn't produce the kind of poos I was hoping for. I'm going to be eating a lot of carbs today so hopefully tomorrow's poo is spectacular. 

eNjoy.

25 November: Friday post-Thanksgiving day florbertchoin.

So, yesterday was Thanksgiving Day. Two things of note: I ate a HUGE Thanksgiving Day meal, and, I didn't poo. Even after the huge meal. So, I was expecting a big load today. And it wasn't a big load. Kind of soft and gooey and gummy. And I had to wipe my ass for 45 minute to get clean. And I had to wipe again an hour later. I hate that. I've got the feeling only a shower will actually get me feeling clean. Sometimes poo is a real pain.

eNjoy.

23 November: Wednesday mbonkiwird.

Day before Thanksgiving poo. Just a middlin' load. Just sort of so-so. Looking forward to Thanksgiving. There.

eNjoy.