30 Jun: Sunday plumperquarb.

Feasted yesterday because it was cheat day. Ate everything in sight. Drank a big fat milkshake from  Arby's. Yum! Drank beer after my workout and ate pizza again. And if course, drank more Deep Eddy's grapefruit vodka. That all made for a pretty good poo this morning. This felt VERY substantial sliding out. Good poo pic.

eNjoy.

29 Jun: Saturday drumplefloog.

Fasted Friday day, feasted Friday evening. As is my custom. Are pizza and cupcakes. And drank vodka. Always grapefruit vodka on Friday night. So this is grapefruit vodka poo. Looks like of like every other poo. But kind of an interesting poo pic. Like many of my poos, starts off as a log, ends in a plop.

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28 Jun: Friday florflejump.

Fasting Friday,, at work, and about three sips into my customary Friday fast day Monster drink I had to poo! Imagine that. Pooing about an hour after I got to work. And not a bad poo pic. Nice, big, solid log.

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27 Jun: Thursday slutterbormph.

Another work poo. This came about 2 hours after I got to work. But it wasn't urgent. I farted a little, which usually tells me a poo is coming. But 8:30 rolled around, and I got a mild notice that a poo was coming. Usually, when you have to poo, you have to poo. This one would have had no problem waiting. I decided to poo anyway. Because--why wait, right? Pooing now is always better than pooing later.

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26 Jun: Wednesday double frookledoom.

Another two poo day. And again, both poos came before showers, the same way they happened Monday. Always nice to go through the day fresh. First poo in the morning was a small poo, and it sank. I tried to get close up to get some texture, but my phone's camera focused mainly on the bubbles on the surface of the water. Second poo was much more substantial. Nice pre workout poo.

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25 Jun: Tuesday tumblebloater.

So, pooed once Tuesday, about two hours after I got to work. Interesting little poolet. Kind of squiggly. Better word? Let me know.

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24 Jun: Monday double mungphole.

So, I crapped twice Monday. Once before I showered in the morning. I woke up a little early to get some things done before work, and had a cup of coffee, and by the time I got to the bathroom, but before I got into the shower, I had to poo! Pooing before I get into the shower is always the best! Don't have to wash my hands! And you can see exactly where I pinched that loaf off! 

Second poo came when I was in the gym, warming up. So I pooed and then worked out. So both poos came just before showering, which was optimal timing. Fresh all day!

eNjoy.