8 January: Saturday ploogerboinkin.

Thursday's poo was a mess--watery and not pooagenic. I didn't poo yesterday. And pooed immediately upon waking this morning. And the first poo is a nice looking poo. If I do say so myself. This makes it all worth it. Long, rich, brown poo log. Almost too bad I had to flush it. You're welcome.

Second gloop came after a bacon double cheeseburger from Wendy's. 

eNjoy.

5 January: Wednesday glorpthunklee.

Middle of the work week poo. Poo didn't come until after lunch and wasn't very substantial. This is a close up of the creamy poo pile. It really kind of sucks when you think you have a big poo brewing and it sand it turns out to be a little blorp. Again, poo does whatever it wants 

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3 January: Monday plimbetcrooz.

Two poo day. First poo cave right after I woke up. It was urgent, but I wanted to poo before I showered. I've blogged about before: poo after shower, not fresh. The poo is smaller than it looks--long and skinny. Unfortunately, I pooed again three hours later, so my freshness didn't last. Second poo was just a little splort. Oh well. The poo has a will of it's own.

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2 January: Sunday neeblegournd.

Dropped two poos Sunday. First poo was a pretty standard poo log. Not a bad looking poo. 

Second poo came after a huge burrito salad bowl from Chipotle. Kind of a poo splat. Big salads often induce poo splats. Reminded me of the South Park episode where "Chipotle-away" was featured--that is, the product you had to use after shitting your pants after eating Chipotle. Funny stuff.

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1 January: Saturday gloobnoopury.

New Year's day. Woke up a bit hungover and immediately had to poo. So, I pooed in the upstairs bathroom. My poos don't look as good there. This poo sank to the bottom, and the water was cloudy. Hence, crappy poo pic. But I had to include my New Year's day poo. Couldn't leave it out.

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31 December: Friday shpooblecruk.

New Year's eve day poo. Kind of dark. Kind of curly. Kind of floiby. Kind of jinky. Just waiting for the new year. Here's hoping it's better than the year just concluding.

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30 December: Thursday sploibchunger.

So, kind of a glinchy poo Thursday. Not exciting, not much else to say. Brrrrhhgg.

eNjoy.