5 October: Monday splugtreener.

29th week of working from home due to the coronavirus pandemic. Kind of a big blop of poo. Nice big, creamy, gooey glop of bung. I rate this poo a 5.

eNjoy.

4 October: Sunday slombaxter.

I woke up this morning and had to poo! What a surprise. I sat down to drop the dork, and before I could even open my phone, the turd squirted out. That's the norm--I almost never have to strain. Which is good, I guess. I know a lot of people have to strain. Some people die straining on the toilet. I rate this poo a 5.

eNjoy.

3 October: Saturday quantjigger.

Woke up this morning feeling a little hungover. But that never stops the poo. As usual, this poo just fell right out of my asshole. Not terribly exciting. But it's still poo. Hangover poo. I rate this poo a 5 1/2.

eNjoy.

2 October: Friday double schlumpbubble.

So, pooed right after I woke up. Then pooed again 30 minutes later. Pooed again after lunch. First poo were cute little loaves. The 3rd poo wasn't pooagenic. 3 poo day. Not a bad effort. And my bunghole wasn't too sorry after all of the wiping. I rate the first poo a 6 1/2.

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1 October: Thursday strimpleflom.

Nice big blob of poo. Nice, creamy texture. If you look just to the left and below center poo, you can see a tiny blob of red. What might that be? Could be blood. Most likely it's a particle of food. I'm not worried about it. I suggest that if you see something like that in your poo that you not worry either. 

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30 September: Wednesday chubblesklit.

Big blob of poo. I like the brown, creamy layers. Pretty cool poo. I rate this poo a 6.

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29 September: Tuesday chungbloinker.

Beginning my 28th week of working from home due to the coronavirus pandemic. <Sigh> I crapped twice Monday. But times in the early morning, when I was trying to sleep. No fun. (No phone, so no pics.) First time was preceded by the intestinal cramping I get at night, 2 or 3 times a year. Always at night. And the only thing that will alleviate the intense discomfort is taking a dump. 

Tuesdays poo came, as usual, right after I woke up. Good, beefy, chunky looking poo. Need I say more? I rate this poo a 6.

eNjoy.