4 October: Sunday slombaxter.

I woke up this morning and had to poo! What a surprise. I sat down to drop the dork, and before I could even open my phone, the turd squirted out. That's the norm--I almost never have to strain. Which is good, I guess. I know a lot of people have to strain. Some people die straining on the toilet. I rate this poo a 5.

eNjoy.