16 February: Monday strotchglimpter.

This one snuck up on me. I'm sitting, enjoying my morning coffee, and I have to poo. And then I release (what I thought was a little fart), and it wasn't. As I'm pulling my pants down, I feel these little (I think) dollops of poo (or gas) skip pay my sphincter. I think. I sat and unkinked the old sphincter, and let fly. I was wearing dark briefs, so maybe I spotted, maybe I didn't. I think just a tiny amount of poo got out. Pretty cool looking poo for a mostly liquid poo. That's it. It's poo.. Love it or live with it. Just make sure it gets in the bowl. 

eNjoy.