23 November: Sunday bermensplivet.

I woke up at about 9:30 this morning and immediately had to poo. Before coffee, before anything else. Do not pass Go, go right into the bathroom. As I started to squeeze this out of my bunghole, I knew it was going to be a significant poo. And here you go. Big, fat poo log. A lot better than the splats I've been publishing lately. And this was a hard poo, so, not a lot of wiping. This is about as good as my poo gets. You're welcome. 

eNjoy.