8 October: Wednesday qwindlepodny.

Woke up early this morning and it didn't take very long for be to poo. Mostly loose, squirting out of my bunghole in fits and starts. Seemed like a lot of time coming out of my ass. But that's okay, we all know how good taking a big dump feels. This poo was definitely squishy and gluey. I checked yesterday's blog page view count and it was 5800! Mostly from India! Any of my readers from India want to chime in and let me know why my blog is suddenly so popular in India? You can leave a comment or email me. 

eNjoy.