15 February: Saturday borpleqwerd.

Didn't take long for this turd to make it's presence known. Two sips of coffee and--blap. Turd City. Running to the john. It was a blopper and a blower. A poot and a blort. A pile and a glorf. Kind of an interesting little plorf. And a pile of ploof. There you go. It's poo! 

eNjoy.