5 October: Saturday double judneysploom.

I crapped FOUR TIMES Saturday. Ugh. First time felt much more substantial than it looks, mostly because it was dense and sank. Second poo came 45 minutes later and was much beefier. I crapped  two more times, but they were mostly liquid. I don't know why my body does that--decides that it must immediately expel anything in my colon. It's like everything in my gut turns to liquid and must leak out. The fourth poo came while I was on my daily walk and I almost didn't make it. Almost. I was clenching pretty tightly those last 50 feet. But I made it. Barely. Poo can drive a person crazy. 

eNjoy.