18 December: Saturday phlabjinnier.

Woke up a little late this morning, and then had to poo. The fart presaged the poo. Then when I sat down, the poo didn't want to come. The poo was shy. The poo was HARD. This was a hard turd. Definitely a little uncomfortable as this bad boy was squeezing out of my bunghole. Luckily it didn't rip any blood vessels coming out because, well, no blood. Always a worry with hard turds and hemorrhoids. There you go, something to be thankful for 

eNjoy.