25 September: Saturday shleeshyim.

So, I'm in bed about 7am. And I let loose a couple of big farts. A mean. BIG farts. I think my next door neighbors could have heard them. Rattled the windows. And then I had to poo. I thought it would be a big poo, but it was more fart than poo. This poo got me out of bed. And it was just--okay. Poo is poo. 

eNjoy.