14 February: Sunday clumpdumpit.

Happy Valentine's Day everybody! Had to go to the supermarket this morning. Made the mistake of doing it before I pooed. It was really icy outside. I had to chip my truck out of the ice. Went to the store, and on my way back, the poo urge came. Came hard. I parked, gathered my stuff and went bouncing into my house. Holding the sphincter tight, so I didn't shit my pants. Just made it to the look, dropped trou, dropped my phone, and loosed the dumper. And so it goes. 

eNjoy.