12 Jul: Sunday chordenglump.

So, feasted on Saturday. Drank beer. Are pizza. And then guess what? I pooed on Sunday. Not a bad looking poo. Another poo that looks like a Chinese character. Maybe it's the Chinese character for poo! I rate this poo a 6.

(Later in the day, after a big lunch of gyro meat and rice, I went for a walk. Then had to turn around and do the "hold your sphincter" shuffle all the way home. Sometimes after lunch my insides turn to liquid. I almost didn't make it. I considered crapping in the woods on the way back. I JUST made it.)

eNjoy.