Saturday, August 17, 2019

17 August: Saturday double glomperwurm.

So, feasted on Chick-fil-A chicken nuggets last night. And ate pita and hummus. And drank vodka. Lots of vodka. And watched Avengers: End Game on Blu-ray. Good times. Three sips into my first cup of coffee this morning and I had to poo! What a surprise! Not an exciting poo, but still poo! And that's why you're here!

Second poo came later in the evening. After I worked out. After my shower. Yep, I felt the familiar rumbling WHILE I was in the shower. 10 minutes after I dried off, I had to poo. So, I was fresh for 10 minutes. And then I wasn't.

eNjoy.


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