Day off today. So I woke up, had a cup of coffee, and had a nice poo. Not a great poo, not a lousy poo, but a regular, run-of-the-mill poo. Hey, it's poo, so it's a good thing, right?
After I had a huge salad for lunch at Ruby Tuesday ($9 all you can eat salad bar, and I do!), I had to drive home very quickly because I had to shit. Which often happens to me when I gorge on salad at Ruby Tuesday. It never fails. It's like taking a horse laxative, it turns everything in my colon to liquid, and that liquid decides it has to evacuate IMMEDIATELY. When I did get home to shit, it was completely liquid. Like a water faucet blowing out of my ass. Needless, not pooagenic.
eNjoy.
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