Didn't poo Monday, but that was expected because I crapped three times on Sunday. I wasn't sure if I'd poo today, but after the gym and lunch, I definitely had to poo. What did I have for lunch? Salad. A big salad. Salad does it to me every time. And the result? I knew this poo was substantial when it was sliding out of asshole. My bunghole should get an academy award for this shit. Almost two feet long. Solid, brown perfectly formed tube of gloriousness. Behold its wonder. Bathe in its beautiful light. Mic drop. You're welcome.
eNjoy.
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