Thursday, December 18, 2014

18 Dec: Thursday thunk.

I haven't crapped since Monday. So I knew I had a big one brewing. I've been fasting a lot lately, meaning less food, which translates to less poo. I assume. But eventually, you have to poo, right?

So I wake up this morning at 5 am, take one sip of coffee, and I have to poo. And poo I did. Felt like that turd was sliding out of me for a minute and a half. One of those really satisfying craps. And this, you must admit, is a quite pooagenic turd

eNjoy.

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