Sunday, July 24, 2011

Why am doing this?

I've always been facinated by my own poo. How it looks, how it smells, how it comes out of my ass. I've always looked to see what my poop looks like. And I thought other people might also want to see what my poo looks like.

Who am I? I am a straight, single, white, middle-aged male. Hopefully I can get into the routine whereby I post pictures of my poo every day.

17 comments:

  1. I'm your number 1 fan! Are you going to do a fan meetup any time soon? Or a live poo show perhaps? Keep it up

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    1. I don't think a live poo show would work--not sure how I would pull that off. But a fan meetup would be doable, if there's enough interest.

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  2. Do you have any medical conditions (IBS(D) or anything)?

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    1. As I've said before, I have no medical conditions, as borne out by two colonoscopies.

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  3. Oh wow, you're amazing. I'm fascinated with your poo!

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  4. Ever considered you might have Celiac disease?

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    1. I googled it and, other than loose stools and occasional diarrhea, I don't really have any symptoms of Celiac disease.

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  5. Why are you fascinated with your poo

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  6. why do you give your poos a name

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  7. Hey Billy,

    I'm fascinated by the different viscosities that you can push out of your bum. Can you give me some tips on how I can shape the poo as it comes out of my bum? In addition, have you ever seen a whole grape in your poo? I was wondering if that was even possible.

    P.S. What do you use to come up with the wonderful names for your poo?

    Kind regards, Dave

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    1. Thanks for the note Dave. I can't help you with tips on how to shape your poo. That's just something you have to practice. Just be mindful of what you're doing. No, no grapes in my poo. But then I don't eat grapes that often and I always chew them when I do. And the names just come to me. Random word sounds that come together to make s name.

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