29 December: Wednesday splunktchormer.

This felt like a big load as it came slithering out of my bunghole. Didn't look as big when I took a look. And this one was a sinker. Went right to the bottom. Looks like old firewood. Weird. But cool. Because poo can be cool. 

eNjoy.

28 December: Tuesday flungergoost.

So, I woke up and immediately had to poo. So, this poo might look a little different because it was unloaded in the upstairs bathroom. This poo slid out on my bunghole in about 2/10ths of a second. Just, bluuurp! This poo was kind of ploofy. Cool little food nugget in the top left. This ploof started to disintegrate almost immediately. So I had to take picture fast. But, of course, I got the pic. 

eNjoy.

27 December: Monday wurmjintler.

So, the Christmas weekend is over. I pigged out all weekend. Lots of food, lots of drink. Did I cheat, and eat carbs? Yep, I sure did. Did I drink rum and vodka? Yep, I did. Did I poo? A lot? Yep, I did. Eat, drink and poo--that's what you do over the holidays! This poo was light and loafy. But okay. It works.

eNjoy.

26 December: Sunday grunkchooler.

Big, fat, chunky, glunky poo. Big, fat loaves. Gotta love this kind of poo. This is what happens when you pig out on Christmas day. Christmas day pigout poo. 

eNjoy.

25 December: Christmas porlglunker.

Woke up hungover Christmas day because i drank a lot of rum while watching "Bad Santa" Christmas Eve. I ate a lot Friday, but this day's load wasn't particularly impressive. Just random little chunklets. Ah well. Not a big poo day. 

eNjoy.

24 December: Friday plooftergoint.

Christmas Eve day big, fat poo loaf. They don't get much ploofier then this. Looks to big to have come squirming out of my bunghole. Nice poo pic. These are the ones I really like. Makes it all worth it. You're welcome.

eNjoy.

23 December: Thursday flumptychood.

Woke up Thursday morning and had a nice poo. Kind of dark and chunky. And there's another one.

eNjoy.