26 April: Monday scumpblattle.

This poo took a little time to gestate after I woke up. Didn't come for about an hour after my first sip of coffee. But when it came, it came fast. I hopped to the bathroom, and dropped this big, fat, brown, floating logs. I still don't really understand why my poo sinks sometimes and then sometimes it floats. And sometimes does both! Poo never ceases to amaze me. 

eNjoy.

25 April: Sunday flubberspunk.

So, I feasted yesterday, as I do on Saturdays because that's cheat day! So, I woke up a little late this morning and has a cup of coffee. And guess what? I had to poo! Will wonders never cease? Nice looking poo. Brown and beefy. But much else to say!

eNjoy.

24 April: Saturday chubberpronk.

So, the poo waited until my first sip of coffee, and then--blorp, it's poo time. Literally, it came on during my first sip of coffee. And it was a big, beefy load. A big, fat flop, sitting on the surface. This is good work. There you go.

eNjoy.

23 April: Friday blugschmear.

Big pile of poo. Ooey, gooey poo. Big, fat, splotty splotch of poo. Creamy and chunky. There you go.

eNjoy.

22 April: Thursday blunksquirter.

Kind of an average poo. It started sinking and falling apart immediately, kind of slowly turning and churning. The chunk at the top right of the best piece. Kind of off, doing it's own thing.

eNjoy.

21 April: Wednesday scabberdroph.

Mid work week poo. Kind of out of focus. Yuck. No good. Don't know what happened. The camera on my a Google Pixel has auto-focus. So, I don't know. What did we do before auto-focus anyway?! I remember--we MANUALLY focused. What a pain in the nuts THAT was. So glad we're passed that. Like living in caveman times.

eNjoy.

20 April: Tuesday fruntchompliss.

Interesting poo in that you can see some bits from the previous day's lunch. Always fun. Just a little tease to what I'm actually eating. 

eNjoy.