30 Apr: Thursday scumplejorn.

Working from home, pooing at home. This one came a couple of hours after I woke up. This is a nice looking poo. If you look in the middle, you can discern a little dollop that I squeezed out after the main load. I rate this poo a solid 8.

eNjoy.

29 Apr: Wednesday jimplutzle.

So, mid week work/home poo. This poo was a load coming out. This is a lot of poo. Ended up as a blob. If you look at the beginning (toward the top) it looks like the log kind of corkscrews. Not as obvious in the picture as it was in person. This poo had potential. As it is, I rate this poo a 5 1/2.

eNjoy.

28 Apr: Tuesday blurpjindle.

Working from home, pooing up a storm. This one came as soon as I woke up. Nice, big poo blobs. Interestingly, I've recently started taking multivitamins, and about 3 hours after I take them, my pee is a bright, greenish yellow. I'll try and get a pic. This poo I rate a 5 1/2.

eNjoy.

27 Apr: Monday chogyummle.

So, start of my 6th week working from home because of the coronavirus pandemic. Dropped a couple of big poo loads over the weekend. But still had plenty of poo for Monday morning. Couple of nice size logs. I rate this poo a 6 1/2.

eNjoy.

26 Apr: Sunday slurplecurd.

So, feasted Saturday night and drank a lot of vodka. But that's normal for a weekend. I don't think I'm drinking any more than normal because of the pandemic. But I did wake up a little hungover Sunday morning. Kind of a cool looking poo. Swooped over with a swish. Big, brown log. For once. I rate this poo a 7.

25 Apr: Saturday clunchfrodder.

So, I've been quarantined in my house for 5 weeks. And the poo just keeps on coming. Usually a big poo after the Friday evening fest. Kind of a big, brown poo pile. I give this poo a 5 1/2.

eNjoy.

24 Apr: Friday droobvlauten.

So, didn't poo on Thursday. Weird. One day I'll shit 4 times and then one day I don't shit at all. So I was expecting a big load on Friday, and that's what I got. Big load 'o poo. Big, brown chunkles. I rate this poo a 6 1/2.

eNjoy.