Typical Saturday poo. Fasted yesterday during the day, cheated in the evening. Drank beer and ate crab legs. Made for a nice greasy splooge
eNjoy.
Typical Saturday poo. Fasted yesterday during the day, cheated in the evening. Drank beer and ate crab legs. Made for a nice greasy splooge
eNjoy.
So, I have the day off today. Got up pretty early, and had as cup of coffee. Then I realized I hadn't yet taken out the trash. So I suit up, put on my snow boots, and go outside to move the trash can out to the front of the house. That's a little hard, because there's snow on the ground, and dragging a big trash can through eight inches of snow is challenging. As I'm doing this, I feel the old familiar rumblings. I almost didn't make it.
The blorp below is what happened right after I got back inside. The skid mark before that is what was left behind.
So , I didn't crap on Tuesday, so I had a big one brewing Wednesday morning. I wife up, had a cup of coffee, and went up to brush my teeth and shower. As I was brushing my teeth, I got the old familiar intestinal rumblings. Pooed. Wiped. Showered. Fresh. Went to work.
eNjoy.