So, pretty standard post commute, pre work dump. After a dump like this, I NEVER feel fresh. Might as well wipe my ass with dirt. Nice picture though. Almost looks like fried chicken, doesn't it? Sometimes my phone takes good pics, sometimes out doesn't.
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I crapped 4 times yesterday. Twice before 7 am, once 5 minutes after I got on the treadmill. That I obviously didn't get a pic of because I don't take my phone to the gym. Kind of annoying to feel like you constantly have to crap. Wake up, take two sips of coffee--I have to shit. Eat lunch, have to shit. Was like that all day. Grrrrr.
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So, pretty standard post cheat day ploops. Nothing special. Had roast pig last night...And a lot of beer. Didn't seem to effect my poo much.
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This was this morning...after a cheat evening mast night. I drank beer and ate crab. Yum. I'm hoping for another crap later this morning.
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So, yesterday, I crapped 3 times...but all 3 were completely liquid. I'm not sure why. Nothing really to take a picture of. Today was a little better. Took the nice morning crap you see below. I hope the red isn't blood. :( Mid morning I took another crap...the pic at the bottom. What I call turdlets. Luckily they were both before I went to work out at lunch. So I showered after the workout, and was completely fresh. As I've previously mentioned, I don't feel fresh after I crap. Not until I shower. I'm going to have to look into getting a bidet. I've never used one, but it can't help but feel that I'd feel fresher using one after a crap.
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