22 June: Sunday korschwumble.

This poo got me out of bed. As a matter of fact, I didn't get dressed, didn't take my mouthpiece out. Just went into the guest bedroom and let fly. It was that urgent. You can tell by the lighting that this isn't my normal bathroom. This was a VERY pungent poo. Not as impressive as yesterday's poo. But, still poo. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

Picture of a coprolite--fossilized dinosaur poo. Not exactly a meme, but still kind of cool. 

21 June: Saturday holpbrugner.

Big, fat Saturday dump load. Only crapped once yesterday, so this morning's poo was bound to be a load. And look at this. Serious poo. Very proud of my colon. This is what I work for. You're welcome. 

eNjoy.

20 June: Friday troiplejuntner.

Didn't take long too drop this plorp after waking. Two sips of coffee and--BLAM. I think I see one leftover kernal of corn. Corn on the cob--the food that keeps on giving. This poo was gloppy, with a comma loaf at the top. Pretty cool poo. There you go. 

eNjoy.

19 June: Thursday double skumpblumper.

Thursday pile of poo. Plop of poo. Plorp of poo. Gollop of poo. Orange and STINKY. Too bad my readers can't take in the stink. This was gloppy and soupy. And, there's CORN! Corn poo! Always fun! I had TWO corn-on-the-cobs last night. And my readers are rewarded with chem poo. You're welcome. 

Second poo came two hours after the first. And you can really see the corn. Lots 'o corn. There you go.

eNjoy.

18 June: Wednesday yooglespimmit.

Woke up this morning and immediately pooed. Cool poo. Loaf poo. Bi-colored poo. Always fun. So far, no second, liquid poo. But after the bean and rice burrito I just ate, I'm sure it's coming. The pooing just never stops. Although, I guess that's a good thing. If we didn't poo, we'd blow up like balloons. Here's to but being a poo balloon! 

eNjoy.

17 June: Tuesday morphsplunket.

Interesting little poo loaf with a nugget at the top. You can see on the left side, in the middle, that the poo under the water is a different color than the poo above the water. Interesting how the water can distort the color. Cool! Poo never fails to amaze! Poo is fun! 

eNjoy.