Saturday, June 6, 2020

6 Jun: Saturday splobgobble.

So, dropped this bad boy this morning before I went for my walk. Just a big bloop. It was out in an instant. Nothing exceptional here. I rate this alpoo a 5 1/2.

5 Jun: Friday glurglepoon.

So, I dropped this after a long walk in the morning. Sweating my balls off, bouncing up the steps to my house because I had to crap. Sweating and pooping. And this felt it took forever sliding out. I ate corn the night before, and you can see a little of that. A long, interesting poo. I rate it a 6 1/2.

4 Jun: Thursday clungboogle.

Another big ploop of a poo. Kind of a big bloop. Looks like a big, upside down mushroom. I rate this poo a 5 1/2.

eNjoy.

Friday, June 5, 2020

3 Jun: Wednesday clumproddit.

Middle of the week, work/home poo. This one waited for the end of my morning walk. Kind of a grainy, checkered poo pile. I rate this poo a 5 1/2.

eNjoy.

Thursday, June 4, 2020

2 Jun: Tuesday fraumpleglink.

I ate corn the night before. 'nuff said.

eNjoy.

1 Jun: Monday splorganwheesp.

So, this Monday starts my 12th or 13th week (I've lost count) working from home during the coronavirus pandemic. Fairly healthy poo. Came after 9 am and my walk. (I'm walking to a day to burn up calories.) Interesting dark and light mottling. Good little plorpers. I rate this poo a 6 1/2.

eNjoy.

31 May: Sunday splop.

Big pile of ploo. Not much else to say 

eNjoy.