10 August: Saturday glumperwabble.

So, I didn't poo on Wednesday. Them I shit FOUR TIMES on Thursday (the second poo was actually a pretty good poo but I didn't have my phone with me), including a dumper right before I went to sleep. Then I didn't poo at all on Friday. So, after two sips of coffee this morning, I had to poo. And, it's an interesting poo. A reddish splotch across the middle might be blood. Hmmm. Never a good thing. We'll have to see what develops.

eNjoy.

8 August: Thursday boinkerquint.

Didn't poo yesterday. Woke up a little early this morning and had a cup of coffee. And then the poo came! I sat down, unlimbered, and the poo just came pouring out. A big, ooey, gooey, pooey soft serve plop. And a really cool poo pic. This one's a keeper.

eNjoy.

6 August: Tuesday flurmdoucher.

So, pooed on Monday, but it came out completely liquid. Not a poo pic worthy of this blog. Tuesday's poo was a different story. Nice, big, long, solid log. Good effort, nice poo pic.

eNjoy.

4 August: Sunday spudnucker.

This was a Sunday LOG. I really had to push this bad boy out. And I knew it was going to be a log before I turned around to look. It felt hard coming out. Pointed at the end. Reminds me of the old joke: Why are your turds pointed? So your ass doesn't slap shut! 

eNjoy.

3 August: Saturday chloroblummer

I didn't poo on Friday. So Saturday's poo was a doozy. It felt like 13 pounds of shit fell out of my asshole. A big load. And a pretty cool poo pic.

eNjoy.

1 August: Thursday flimpernorgin.

This poo pic was taken at work. This is another of what I call an "art poo pic." Very clear pic... you can really see the nooks and crannies. Not a huge poo, but certainly a nice pic.

eNjoy.

31 July: Wednesday glubdumper.

Mid week work poo. Not exciting. Kind of "globular." Meh.

eNjoy.