8 May: Monday glurgle.

Standard Monday morning work poo. Soft poo, but a good, sharp poo.

eNjoy.

7 May: Sunday blunket.

Solid, Sunday morning poo. Good poo, good pic.

eNjoy.

6 May: Saturday double dumple.

Didn't crap yesterday. Pooed twice today. First poo was hard...I had to push this bad boy out. Really push. They normally just slide right out. Two pics of the first poo. In the first pic you can see a small bubble at the top of the pic. In the second pic, the bubble just popped at the surface, and you see the waves radiating from where the bubble popped. Interesting.

Second poo came about an hour and a half later. An ooey, gooey pile. The old colon was really full after two days of not pooing.

eNjoy.

4 May: Thursday qwabble.

Early morning work poo. Light and fluffy.

eNjoy.

3 May: Wednesday double glorple.

Pooed twice on Wednesday. First poo was at work, and I forgot to cover up the auto-flush sensor on the toilet, so I had to take the pic quick, because as soon as I get up to take the pic, the toilet starts to flush. Second poo came in the evening, at home. Ok for a second poo.

eNjoy.

2 May: Tuesday glabrimple.

Solid poo. This sucked...because it was medium consistency. Not soft, and not hard. As soon as I pinched it off, I knew I was going to be wiping for the next 15 minutes. And that's what happened. I had to wipe 5 times to get my bunghole clean.

eNjoy.

1 May: Monday phlabble.

First day of the week....first day of May. And I had a poo. Kind of a soft, fluffy poo.

eNjoy.