I had to drop this plop in a Wegmans grocery store. I really had to poop, and the ONE stall in the downstairs men's room was occupied. Then I went upstairs to the other men's room and that ONE stall was occupied. And I had to shit. Bad. And I KNOW the dude in there was STARING AT HIS PHONE. Luckily, the door to the family restroom popped open and I got to the toilet before I shit my pants. The story was more interesting than the poo below. Please dudes, if you're in a public restroom--shit, AND THEN LEAVE. Don't shit and then stare at your phone for 20 minutes. There's a pretty good chance somebody is waiting for that toilet who NEEDS TO SHIT. GET OFF YOUR PHONE, wipe your ass and move along! Geesh.
eNjoy.
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