Monday, December 31, 2018

31 Dec: Monday splooper.

Day off today, although I still woke up early. Had a cup of coffee, and then immediately plooped this sploof out. Kind if a soft splooper, but a good poo pic. The creamy goodness just pops out at you. Getting ready for the new year... can't wait to see what kind of poos 2019 will produce!

eNjoy

Sunday, December 30, 2018

30 Dec: Sunday blooberglimph.

So, I only crapped ONCE yesterday. Once. As opposed to the 5 crap, ass-ripping day Friday. I woke up this morning to a cup of coffee and a nice poo. THIS is a good poo pic. Nice color, nice contrast, and a very well-formed log. This is what I work for. This is that I toil for. This is what I strive for. You can thank me now or later. You're welcome.

eNjoy.

Saturday, December 29, 2018

29 Dec: Saturday glooperphlump.

So, after crapping FIVE times yesterday, I still had a plop this morning. FIVE times. I went to the gym yesterday around 2 pm, and then ran some errands. I got back home at around 4 pm, and, before taking a shower, I crapped for the FIFTH time. Every once in a while, that happens: I crap multiple times in a day. I have no idea why. Hopefully today will be a relatively normal poo day.

eNjoy.

Friday, December 28, 2018

28 Dec: Friday dumplefloob.

Another day off today, as part of my Christmas vacation. Woke up at 6:30, and crapped shortly thereafter. This was the first of four craps (as of this writing)--there could will be more today. Only the first poo was pooagenic, so that's the only place pic I'm including. The last three craps have been steadily more irritating to my bunghole. The more you wipe, the more sore it gets. If I have to crap and wipe again, it could get very uncomfortable. I have no idea why some days I crap this much.

eNjoy.

27 Dec: Thursday throbblequeem.

Slept until 8 in Thursday. Later than I've slept in a long time. I then plooped out this beauty about 30 minutes after waking. This is a nice looking poo log. Right light, right perspective, right color. This one is a winner. Your welcome.

eNjoy.

26 Dec: Wednesday second sclorple.

Dropped a second poo on Wednesday. Obviously, not as good as the first. Second poos really are. But this isn't that bad.

eNjoy.

Wednesday, December 26, 2018

26 Dec: Wednesday gloopersclump.

Day after Christmas, and a day off for me. Still woke up early, had a cup of coffee, and had a nice poo! Yesterday was splurge day, making merry and all eating chocolate, steak and dressing, and drinking mimosas! And my stomach and colon turned that all into the poo you see below. Please feel free to say "thank you" to my colon.

eNjoy.