Monday, November 10, 2014

7 Nov: Friday flurp.

So...kind of a plop. But better than no plop. To plop or not to plop....Is that the question?

eNjoy.

6 Nov: Thursday glorp.

Nice poo. Nice, nice poo. You just have to admire the color and texture.

eNjoy.

4 Nov: Tuesday ploop.

Solid plop. You can see details on this plop.

eNjoy.

3 Nov: Monday goomp.

Wake.
Coffee.
Poo.
Shower.

Always the best way to do it.

eNjoy.

Sunday, November 2, 2014

2 Nov: Sunday plorve.

And here we have...

1 Nov: Saturday dumplets.

So, I'm out of town, in a hotel. I'm up very early, for a meeting. And I woke up earlier still. So I have a cup of coffee, as soon as I wake up, trying to get something going in my bowels. I wanted to take a dump BEFORE I took a shower--I always feel fresher that way--as I've discussed previously. But it didn't work. So then I started to do push ups and jumping jacks--sometimes physical activity will get the old dump juices going. And it worked. The result is below.
 
eNjoy.
 

30 Oct: Thursday gloob.

So...standard plop. Meh.

eNjoy.